Have You Ever Read Cyclecraft?

Have you ever heard of the primary road position?


Have you heard of the secondary road position?

"Of course I have, I'm a fucking cyclist"

and he has that cheek to say:

“I am certainly not trying to antagonise people, I am just trying to convey the message that all road users should be equal and there should be mutual respect on the roads”

Primary Position, Secondary Position, On Your Arse Position

Here's the Bawbag falling on his arse, I wonder why mr bloody expert cyclist didn't know better as he seems to use the tunnel every day.

Maybe he was trying to remember some taxi drivers badge number and was cycling without due care and attention because surely he'd have spotted that big SLOW warning painted on the road.

Bawbag Cyclist Hits The Six O'Clock News

Well tonight I nearly choked on my tea when I heard the old boiler reading the news on STV chirping on about some cyclist using a mini camera strapped to his helmet to film the dangers faced by cyclists on the road.

It couldn't be the 'Bawbag' on the news surely - well my pie and beans nearly ended up on the carpet as I pissed myself laughing when I realised that it was the Bawbag himself.

The dangerous doc had hit the six o'clock news and as you'd expect he was talking pish.

You can read the report and watch the video clip here but please be prepared for sore knuckles as you'll end up hooking him on your monitor.